a beautiful and wonderful person. she will typically be a virgo and not afraid to speak her mind. she's goofy and a catch. you should most definitely be friends with siri and maybe even more then friends.
friend: i think i really really like her!
friend #2: well ofc she's siri!!
by juul pods February 11, 2020
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A thing on a Apple product you can talk to and get information from the internet.
I told Siri to look up “How does a television work” and got some information.
by TeirTeir June 20, 2018
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Siri is one of the funniest person you will know! She loves to dance and hang out with her friends, she has a big dark side once you get to know her, she is kind of smart but doesn’t know it! She is beautiful but she think she’s ugly and is very insecure about her body.She will say yes to someone but doesn’t want to and you can tell by her face. She has many tough times but she can get though it. She’s very very competitive in Everything, she will do ANYTHING for her family and friends.If you hurt one of her besties she will kill you..
Person1: “wow Siri really love to compete in everything”
Person2 “ we’ll she does it for her besties!”
by 🌼LoveMyDaisy🌼 April 21, 2022
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An AI that roasts you when you say "what's 0÷0"
Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
by Theandroiduser January 2, 2022
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A virtual assistant on your phone that pops up every time you press the home button
I asked Siri how old she was and she lied:(
by Candycorn Sandwich April 23, 2017
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Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy
by December 16, 2020
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Is when you are still dating a guy whos a complete asshole and removed you from every app just because you were mad at him for him being mad at you for you doing his homework because he was embarrassed.
by IAmAlreadyTracer April 24, 2020
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