Simony

The irrational love of mediocre Cubs first-baseman Randall Simon.

"The level of ILFaninCA's Simony has gone up every day."

by Hee Seop Choi September 10, 2003

simoni

Cool but very controlling she is a really nice friend and makes you feel happy

Simoni you are a really good friend

by lol me 😂👌😜💥 January 16, 2017

Simoni

Says smh way too much. Sooper smort, always the mom of the group, doesn't want to be a bad girl, hates the use of the r word. Is simped on by the Comrades, friend shhreya super cringe, apparently she hates this guy named like akash or smtn. Destroys every guy that ever liked her. Helps others before she helps herself, also she doesn't like this girl i don't remember her name but it was something along the lines of brown chick or something. This fucker named indo or smtn has a crush on her.

Simoni: hate and depression are strong words.
Simoni: people have insecurities

by definerboi March 11, 2021

Simoni

Simoni. Pretty cool chic. Easy going, doesn’t really care much about anything unless it’s important to her. Rejects every guy yet complains she’s single. She’d rather have a small close friend group than a big one. She’s depressed. She’s hilarious. She’s really creative. She either loves you or hates you. She would rather raise a dog than a kid.

Man that Simoni sure is something.
Simoni.

by ode to the poets November 24, 2021

Simoni

Simoni is the most beautiful, intelligent, kind, and goddess like women. Anywhere she goes she bring a beautiful energy around her and is always glowing. Simoni is a type of person you can go to because she will always be there to comfort you and offer you her support. Simoni is genuine, unique, and so rare. A women like looks like, speaks like, and acts like a goddess. She is the baddest b and is so innocent. She is ambitious and will go out of her way to achieve what she wants and always strives for the best. She is a type of women you want to marry and keep in your life. Simoni is a blessing from god.

You: Wow, have you met a person that is just so amazing it blows your mind?

Me: yeah, I have met Simoni and it’s like heaven on earth

by Yourgreatestgoddess November 23, 2021

Simonious

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.

I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.

by Qrut February 4, 2021

Simony

Buying or selling of something spiritual or closely connected with the spiritual. More widely, it is any contract of this kind forbidden by divine or ecclesiastical law.

Selling Bibles is a kind of simony... If it's not, the definition above is a hypocrisy.

by Emanuel Dasioli April 22, 2023