Silverman 

A male, usually timid and without a mind of his own. Who consistently has to deal with an abusive girlfriend or wife. This person usually has no idea that they are being abused and/or does not consider her behaviour to be abuse. Often times making excuses for her and doing whatever she commands. The girlfriend of a Silverman is often times controlling and restrictive in nearly all aspects of his life; especially when it comes to his friends. It is the duty of all good friends to make sure this kind of relationship ends permanently or doesn't begin at all, or else this cancerous girlfriend could ruin your friendship.

The word "Silverman" refers to the character Darren Silverman, played by Jason Biggs, in the movie Saving Silverman.

"Dude, Bini's turned Dom into a Silverman, she's such a fucking bitch. She won't even let him hang out with us."

"There goes Bini, bragging about the guys who want to fuck her and talking bad about Dom again...and he's okay with it. She's turned him into such a Silverman"

"I heard Dom finally broke up with Bini, good....He was such a Silverman in that relationship."

"Dom's been drinking a lot more lately. I heard Bini put him on the couch too. I don't ever want to be a Silverman like that guy."

"Friends don't let friends become a Silverman."

Silverman by BlastBeater April 29, 2010

Silverman 

Biggest jew in the universe

Wow, Max is such a silverman

Silverman by GSue Hwo February 24, 2009

silverman 

A friend who starts being gay as soon as he/she starts dating or gets into a new relationship; a person that uses public displays of affection in excess of 3 unnecesssary acts per hour.
**an allusion to Saving Silverman**

"nah id rather not hang out with Todd and Elisa right now they are still being silvermans"
"i used to hang out with Ike a lot but once he met Crystal he became a silverman big time"

silverman by Cunty McTwatburger August 14, 2006

Silverman 

The act of being a dousche, ass kissing, black shirt wearing, head set wanting, way to much description in arctics note taking and eating way to much California Tortilla...which in time has helped developed mboobs.

You're such a "silverman"

That's so "silverman"

Don't be a "silverman"

Silverman by Sacagewia July 16, 2009

Silverman 

A Silverman is usually someone of Jewish descent, though they may not look it. They usually show little to no emotion. May inspire fear in enemies and respect in friends, likes to play mind games. They know many things about many people through various sources of information from the internet to stalking. If the latter expect them to be extremely proficient in it.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy hasn't moved or even blinked in like 30 minutes
Guy 2: He's a Silverman, we should get out of here

Silverman by ArgentumVir April 6, 2010

Silverman Effect

The Silverman effect is an anomoly in which people start to see everything as offensive to them in some way, much like Sarah Silverman mistaking simple construction symbols for swastikas.

I saw they cast a white girl to play an Egyptian in a movie and forgot there are white people born in Africa, too. The Silverman effect is strong with me, right now!

Silverman Effect by TrevorEG April 12, 2017

Jonathan Silverman exit 

To be fired because you sent a email to a coworker about wanting to take a shit on someone's chest.

Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.

Steve knew he would have a tough time finding a job after last week's Jonathan Silverman exit.

Jonathan Silverman exit by world champ crapper May 27, 2010