2. Severe mental retardation.
3. Over-exposure to Newport cigarettes and Colt .45 malt liquor.
4. Primate intelligence.
5. Forget the last one. I mean not to disrespect primates.
6. The mental capacity of a WELCOME MAT.
7. Again, disregard last. Allow me to apologize to the WELCOME MATs.
8. Consistantly and proudly displays the "do as I say and not as I do" attitude.
9. Has never been on a REAL deployment, yet tells subordinates who have deployed that they need to do their part.
10. Any subordinates a SILVERBACK has most likely wishes him dead.
Airman 1: (whispering): "Look at this crunchy-black mother fucker. Why is he such an asshole?"
Airman 2: (whispering): "I don't know. It's not like he's done anything since he's been in. He's never even been to the AOR."
Airman 1: "SILVERBACK MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
Like the silver backed gorilla - The Alpha male may mate with all the Alpha females & has first pick of food. When a guy shows his superiority over another male by daring to turn his back towards the other.
Harry: "It's a man thing - that guy was really askin' for it." "Don't underestimate Brian, he's not afraid of shit, anywhere. He's a sleeper in strength, lighting fast, & he's got endurance." "Notice that idiot calmed down after Brian silver backed him?"
Stella: "Yeah he did. I guess you're right."
Guy 2: Yeah i Silver Backed her!!!!!
Jake: Yeah he did, but it's a silverback.
John: Lol his parents must be cheap!