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sideline friend

A friend that is well liked by friends but doesn't get asked to hangout or get invited to things and is left on the "sidelines"
She says she likes me but never wants to hangout with me, I feel like a sideline friend.
sideline friend by bigred00 April 3, 2016

Sidewinder Joseph

One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.
Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?

Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.

Sideline Ho

Being a mistress, or just a girlfriend on the side.
"My God, after sexing Mandy, Jake went home to his wife; Guess she's his new sideline ho."
Sideline Ho by Aidenne December 13, 2008

sideline bitch 

A female who is in a realionship with a fella that has one more main bitches..... however the sideline gets to ream all the benefits of a realionship..such as.. dates..public appearances..gifts...bills paid..spontaneous sex..without having to answer amy questions or go thru drama.
Sideline bitch..gets to have all the fun..
sideline bitch by UAS November 12, 2013

Sidelined 

When your friend or friends put you to the side and make you less than their first choice for everything.
"Yeah all my friends sidelined me this weekend so I'm just watching netflix and drinking alone"
Sidelined by Unidentifiedwhitemale January 17, 2014

Sieglinde 

Best woman of the world and ever lived!

If Paris the Greek had prefered her as the most beautiful girl in the world instead of Aphrodite and no Troywar would have started.

She has undeniable skills in cooking and singing!

Everytime you see her, your face has to smile whether you are in a good mood or not.

If you're ill there's no better person to care about you.

But she's not easy to handle, but if she likes you you'll feel

like in paradise.

She's so small, that you have to be very carefull not to brake her by accident.

If you learn how to handle her, it will be rewarded!

Siego is just awesome. But a little bit insane :)
"Come'on Siego! Show up!"

"In Sieglinde bilden die zwei schönsten deutschen Wörter eine nicht zu übertreffende Verbindung aus Erfolg und Schönheit!"
Sieglinde by Exzellenz February 4, 2010