The 'Spelmann'

The Spelmann:
Taken from Magician pop culture - where celebrity mentalist Marc Spelmann is famed for his eponymous pose.

Description:
When a magician, mentalist or mind reader pauses for a moment to contemplate before revealing an astonishing prediction or fact. Hands are often clasped together, head is tilted to one side, one eyebrow is raised quizically, before said god-like magician points directly at the participant for the revelation. Cue much stunned applause and wonderment.
Known in magical circles and based on celebrity Mentalist and general hunky magician Marc Spelmann.

Magician #1:
"Man, at my show last night these girls were hooked on every word I was saying, and I was being paid by the hour so I really milked it, giving it The 'Spelmann' and everything"
Magician #2:
"Mate - lend me his lecture notes!!"

The 'Spelmann' by Sassy_Toes March 15, 2010

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Siedmann

A Siedmann is a weird kid that is really nice and listens to your problems. He's actually sensitive with low self-esteem and confidence even though he seems cocky. He is smart and really stupid all at once and tends to do or say things that make no sense. He's a good friend to anyone and everyone and always cares for others, but not many people remember to comfort him when he's sad. A Siedmann is a tough kid with huge charisma. He's pretty likeable, and is loved by everyone. Also funny.

Siedmann always listens to my problems.

Duh! He's a Siedmann!

Siedmann by AnonyMoose45 September 1, 2013

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Spielmann

Someone who is Gay and Furry

Spielmann is Gay

Spielmann by Cherry_T May 5, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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