Silent Sideways is the position you utilize when you need to have quiet, inconspicuous sex and the couple lies on their sides with the man behind the woman to have sex.
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sex sex positions shhh silent challenge
That time I was in the back of the tour van and we covered ourselves up with a blanket and had sex Silent Sideways style so that no one in the van knew what we were doing.
That time my boyfriend and I were visiting my grandmother and really needed to have sex.
That time my boyfriend and I were visiting my grandmother and really needed to have sex.
by thekaramia June 1, 2019
1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.
2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.
2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.
2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.
by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009
Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017
When a lady lays on her back and a man goes side ways and you scissor sexually. Typically for a right handed man he will lay on his right side. So his rowdy hand is available. With his right leg on the bed with her right leg over the top of his right leg. His left leg will go between her legs on her stomach. Her left leg will go over his waist Then he thrusts and says take it sideways scissor girl.
by Edward scissor hands February 12, 2021
slang for going sideways really well and on purpose in a car, as in; drifting/rallying on dirt, pavement, snow, or gravel.
by GTStryker January 14, 2011
"Did you see Reggie last night, he fell through the picture window...obviously he had inbibed far too many SIDEWAYS SOUPS"
"Yo, I got SIDEWAYS SOUPS fo ma crunkshow."
"Sir, could I please have a SIDESWAYS SOUP."
"I'm so thirsty, yet all I can think about is SIDEWAYS SOUPS."
"After a rousing game of golf, the boys gathered on the 19th hole for several rounds of SIDEWAYS SOUP."
"As he rolled through the roadblock the policeman asked him, "Have you had anything to drink tonight? He replied, "None sir, just several SIDEWAYS SOUPS".
"When the husband comes home late at night, his wife asked him, "You've been drinking way too much tonight, honey!" He replied, "No, sweetie, I only had a couple of SIDEWAYS SOUPS"
"Sideways soups, "The drink you don't have to count."
"As the golfer aced the 14th hole at his local course, he advised the course marshall that he'd be buying several rounds of sideways soups at the clubhouse"
"The aspiring UBC engineer challenged himself and his stomach by attempting to drink 40 sideways soups.
"As I approached the Communion altar, the Priest offered me bread and said, "The body of Christ". Soon after, another Priest came along and said, "The SIDEWAYS SOUP of CHRIST". That saint shot back the wine with vigour.
"As Tom Brady and the New England Patriots rushed triumphantly off the field after winning yet another Super Bowl, the media asked him, "What are you gonna do now, Tom? He said, "Me have SIDEWAYS SOUP in Super Bowl, then take Super Bowl to Disneyland."
"As Roberto Luongo skated off the ice after his 5th straight shut-out, the media asked him, "To What do you attribute to your success?". He answered, "While, the 18 SIDEWAYS SOUPS have made double-vision a goalie's best friend".
"On Christmas, our family no longer leaves milk and cookies for Santa. Instead we leave SIDEWAYS SOUP...and plenty of em'!
"I got nothing, but D's until I tasted my first SIDEWAYS SOUP. All I can say is the they changed my life. "Now it's nothing, but A's."
"My date looked much better after several SIDEWAYS SOUP."
"Yo, I got SIDEWAYS SOUPS fo ma crunkshow."
"Sir, could I please have a SIDESWAYS SOUP."
"I'm so thirsty, yet all I can think about is SIDEWAYS SOUPS."
"After a rousing game of golf, the boys gathered on the 19th hole for several rounds of SIDEWAYS SOUP."
"As he rolled through the roadblock the policeman asked him, "Have you had anything to drink tonight? He replied, "None sir, just several SIDEWAYS SOUPS".
"When the husband comes home late at night, his wife asked him, "You've been drinking way too much tonight, honey!" He replied, "No, sweetie, I only had a couple of SIDEWAYS SOUPS"
"Sideways soups, "The drink you don't have to count."
"As the golfer aced the 14th hole at his local course, he advised the course marshall that he'd be buying several rounds of sideways soups at the clubhouse"
"The aspiring UBC engineer challenged himself and his stomach by attempting to drink 40 sideways soups.
"As I approached the Communion altar, the Priest offered me bread and said, "The body of Christ". Soon after, another Priest came along and said, "The SIDEWAYS SOUP of CHRIST". That saint shot back the wine with vigour.
"As Tom Brady and the New England Patriots rushed triumphantly off the field after winning yet another Super Bowl, the media asked him, "What are you gonna do now, Tom? He said, "Me have SIDEWAYS SOUP in Super Bowl, then take Super Bowl to Disneyland."
"As Roberto Luongo skated off the ice after his 5th straight shut-out, the media asked him, "To What do you attribute to your success?". He answered, "While, the 18 SIDEWAYS SOUPS have made double-vision a goalie's best friend".
"On Christmas, our family no longer leaves milk and cookies for Santa. Instead we leave SIDEWAYS SOUP...and plenty of em'!
"I got nothing, but D's until I tasted my first SIDEWAYS SOUP. All I can say is the they changed my life. "Now it's nothing, but A's."
"My date looked much better after several SIDEWAYS SOUP."
by Ellis Family December 27, 2006
by friedman March 14, 2003