Shwrecked 

the act of being so drunk that you are yelling that you are both shit faced and wrecked simultaneously.

I was show shwrecked when I wrote this!

Yo did you see Kevey G last night?

:Yea man he was SHWRECKED the last time i saw him!

Shwrecked by snaggletooth15876 December 12, 2010

get shreked 

To get shreked is to be wreked by shrek or in shrek's presence.

that dude if about to get shreked. #getshreked
yo papa shrek would be proud

get shreked by papa shrek January 15, 2016

Shwacked 

To kill; to eliminate; or destory, an opponent or enemy.

The soldier shwacked the hadji

Shwacked by Blank31 September 27, 2009

Shreked 

you get rekt by ya boi shrek, or just another way to say someone was rekt

Man, he shreked me when I left the party.

Shreked by Antfrost March 28, 2019

shitwrecked 

synonym for drunk, intoxicated, plastered... referred to in Beautiful Dirty Rich by her ladyship Gaga

"Our hair is perfect
While were all getting shitwrecked"

shitwrecked by bigtopcock June 8, 2010

get shreked 

like "get wrecked" but even better because it involves shrek.

*someone loses an argument*
*other person*: "get shreked!"

*someone gets burned*
*other person* : "get shreked!"

*reads definition of "get shreked"*
*person who wrote the definition*: "get shreked!*

get shreked by teeeaaaaaa August 31, 2021

Shitwrecked 

To be hammered, plastered, wasted, intoxicated, et. al.

I was shitwrecked after I pounded 10 vodka shots.

Shitwrecked by Nagloc January 24, 2009