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To be hammered, plastered, wasted, intoxicated, et. al.
I was shitwrecked after I pounded 10 vodka shots.
by Nagloc January 24, 2009
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To be incredibly drunk! Also, an awesome line from lady gaga's dirty rich beautiful!
Oh man, I don't remember anything from last night, I was shit wrecked!
by Sugar P**** September 20, 2010
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synonym for drunk, intoxicated, plastered... referred to in Beautiful Dirty Rich by her ladyship Gaga
"Our hair is perfect
While were all getting shitwrecked"
by bigtopcock June 07, 2010
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When you take a crap and realize there is no toilet paper, leaving you stuck on the toilet.
Dan realized too late staring at the bare tp roll that he was shitwrecked.
by chandacat August 29, 2016
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the term referring to a high school student after they have gotten there ass kicked
if theo doesn't quit talking shit to the varsity football team he is going to get his shit wrecked. he should listen to his Arabian fuck body mihali and quit talking shit. he should be concerned about his saftey.
by Timmayyy November 26, 2008
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To be completely intoxicated on hard liquor such as vodka or tequila while subsequently, doing high quality lines of cocaine.
Last night after Fred busted out the high- quality snuff, I was completely shitwrecked off of vodka and coke.
by numbie123 April 21, 2009
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Gahh damn, I don't remember anything, I was so shitwrecked last night.
by tweakdaddy January 29, 2017
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