When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.
Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009
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When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.
Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
by Anamethathasnotbeenused March 31, 2011
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To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.
(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.
by Rgerlack May 24, 2010
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An insult used by internet trolls and tryhards who use death threats. Basically the troll/troll wannabe hates the person hates so much they want them to shrivel up and die in a horrible manner.
Emily said 'I hate you Drmusic2, I want you to Shrivel Up and Die!'.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
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an old man; one who complains like a repulsive old man; or one who repels women at the slight of his balls.

Used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his balls
No one will want to touch the raisins you call your balls, you damn shrivel-nut
by T.Random December 2, 2010
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by DefNotChase May 6, 2022
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Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors
Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.
by bigdickivan September 19, 2022
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