To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.
Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.
by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008
1. A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.
2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.
3. A short person.
2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.
3. A short person.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 5, 2009
scout1: i use the shortstop cause i think its better than stock
the majority of the scout main comunity: NOOOOOOOO STOCK IS BEST AAAAAAAAA
the majority of the scout main comunity: NOOOOOOOO STOCK IS BEST AAAAAAAAA
by sniper nate October 21, 2020
This term is used to describe any single woman who is deemed capable of forming a sexual bond (long or short term).
Young man arriving at bar: "Yo, are there any good shortstops available?"
Young man already at bar: "Nah, just a couple of Alex Cora's and a Bobby Crosby."
Young man already at bar: "Nah, just a couple of Alex Cora's and a Bobby Crosby."
by Theo Epstein April 20, 2004
having anal
by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 5, 2021
A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.
After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.
by Phylliss February 20, 2008
1. A fool , a coward or an easily deceived person.
2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.
3. A short person.
2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.
3. A short person.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 6, 2008