A word with limitless possibilities, as it is the most powerful, and meaningful word that is beyond human comprehension; just by reading this word, you have become Shmoodle’s bitch. BOW DOWN NEANDERTHAL!!!

“I bow to no one.”
*snaps your fucking neck*

“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”

Shmoodle by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018

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Shmoodle

Well I didn't realise this became a word haha its my nickname my ex used to call back in 1997! Now it's also a dog breed omg 🤣🤣 my origin is sexual lol my sons dad used to kiss my neck from behind and say how bout you give up that smoo to me lol 🤣 then it became yo shmoodle,, on go! He was ex army always quoting army lines and then it was changed again its became the name for my VAGiNA haha he called it my shmoodleBERRY and of course he'd call me it in public to embarrass me it was my pet name for many many years now it's a dog breed, thats a classic.. Well its a cutesy name now y'all know what a shmoodleberry really is, Ironically not a dog breed at all haha.. 🐈 ⬛

Hey baby, I'll be your shmoodleBerry, omfg haha...

Shmoodle by Satan's Angel. December 22, 2021

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Shmoodle

Platonic cuddling and making out, without the intention of taking it further. It is shared between two persons of any gender, who have a genuine affection towards each other while respecting each other's personal space. No strings attached and zero expectancy, Shmoodling is purely for serotonin and stress relief while making someone you care about feel loved and valued.

This is my best friend Leo, we love to Shmoodle after a fun night out!

Shmoodle by Leiboii May 14, 2022

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