Shmocktail 

When you mix the smoking of marijuana with the drinking of hard alcohol.

I was sooo cross-faded last night...I had a hard Shmocktail!

Shmocktail by Shmocktail Ethusiast November 3, 2008

shocktail

A cocktail drank in the shower. Often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome

Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both

Friend 2: Lets shocktail it

Friend 1: Lets

shocktail by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010

Shmockball 

A game using seahorses, conkers, vaseline and the occassional spliff. The rules haven't officially been released, but all you need are the 4 preceeding items to play.

I'm off down to play a bit of shmockball, I've got the seahorses and conkers; have you got any vaseline?

Shmockball by rardj March 30, 2009

molotov socktail 

when you jack off into a soccer sock and then cover it in axle grease, light it on fire, and hurling it, like a molotov cocktail

instead of fag grenades, use your molotov socktail

molotov socktail by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Shocktail

A shocktail is a clear beverage in a glass, discovered the morning after a hell bender. You assume it the the glass of water you partially drank before passing out. However to your taste buds horror, it is the melted cocktail of last night. That Vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or passing out.

David rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered.... Sadly.

Shocktail by 86Futzer July 29, 2011

Sprocktail 

A portmanteau of “Spro” (espresso) and cocktail, a sprocktail is a craft coffee and tea beverage that borrows mixology methods and practices to elevate the coffee experience. Sprocktails can range from clarified milk punch drinks and cold brew spritzes to shaken espresso sours.

I drank a great sprocktail at New Heights Coffee last week

Sprocktail by CraftCoffee April 6, 2025