foooswagga's definitions
A fat frat boy who sits on his ass watching discovery channel programs on tigers and eating massive amounts of Cool Ranch doritos and drink massive amounts of health shakes. He constantly gos on safari and cockblocks the tigers.
by foooswagga February 9, 2010
Get the Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hatermug. keeping your penis in a pickle jar for 8 days or until wrinkly, you then buy a duck, abuse it, dress it in a sailor suit and rape it to the song ive got a feeling chipmunk remix
by foooswagga February 9, 2010
Get the french kimchimug. The practice of inserting up to five pineapples filled with oozing yogurt up a brazilian whores vagina then shove your dick into the whole of one of the pineapples until you excrete, then make her eat the pineapple, then have her throw up into your ass
by foooswagga February 9, 2010
Get the brazilian pineapple shovemug. chinese police officer who constantly pulls over people he suspects of being gay, he proceeds to strip into a thong and dances then writes them a ticket for speeding, the victim is afraid to speak up because the police officers cousin runs the laundrymat down the street that will do clothes for ten cents a pop and hookers hang around a lot.
by foooswagga February 9, 2010
Get the chinese faggot bustermug. When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)
by foooswagga February 9, 2010
Get the Shlockmug. when you jack off into a soccer sock and then cover it in axle grease, light it on fire, and hurling it, like a molotov cocktail
by foooswagga February 9, 2010
Get the molotov socktailmug. by foooswagga February 10, 2010
Get the Aids Bearmug.