Shlong Master 

A shlong master is a pimp with a huge dick that is found in the depths of mexico. He finds little children and turns them into whores. The shlong masters name is usually diego.

1)gawd the shlong masters shlong is so big.
2)Shlong master turned me into a whore

Shlong Master by Diego Parra (me mexican) July 27, 2008

shlong master 3000 

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

shlong master 3000 by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

schlong master 

an ancient being whos legend is spread around the world he is mainly popular in the regions of mexico where the legend is told of the sex hero diago

in germany, schlong master is the one who comes at easter
oi! i got a schlong master egg!!!!!

schlong master by jashawn May 2, 2008

Master of the drunken schlong 

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.

The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined

Master of the drunken schlong by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025