shkolnik 

People with the last name Shkolnik are the coolest people you'll ever meet! You are very lucky if you know one, they are very cool.

Alice Shkolnik is the coolest person in the world.
You should totally be friends with Alice Shkolnik!
I want to marry Alice Shkolnik!

shkolnik by LotionForkSpoon February 2, 2021

Shcolnik 

When your pants are pulled up so high that you have a camel toe. Sometimes if you are wearing thin pants, you might be able to see the cellulite in your ass

Girl: Are my pants up too high?
Boy: Yeah I think you have a Shcolnik.

Shcolnik by iamhungryallthetime January 15, 2010

skolnik 

To be obnoxiously drunk while wearing a cowboy hat in Ohio.

Yo you pulled a total skolnik last night

skolnik by Josethegoose March 24, 2024