Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

Shizer geyser by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011

Schizer Geiser 

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.

“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”

Schizer Geiser by EricfromPoco April 16, 2021