Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.

"What a shitwanger."

Shitwanger by pixiefail. January 2, 2010

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Shitbadger 

A useless person

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger

Shitbadger by T Q February 20, 2017

shitwafer 

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

shitwafer by ken power January 15, 2008

Shitfinger 

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.

This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.

Shitfinger by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

shitwalker 

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.

Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!

shitwalker by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006