shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.

Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.

by Kurt Merkle April 28, 2006

shituation

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert

When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.

by maskerbator October 4, 2011

shituation

a situation that you'd consider being away from.

a shitty situation.

Kiwi: I had a dream about you and my mom doing it.

Tonsy: I wouldn't want to be in that shituation.

Kiwi: Neither do I.

by Mr.Debonaire December 1, 2010

Shituate

A poor town on the coast of Massachusetts where everyone is always drunk. Where all the fun people are from. Everybody makes fun of it but they secretly wish they lived there because it’s starting to get really rich and everybody there is a total alcoholic.

I’m from Shituate and i’m Proud of it! So you can suck on Marshvegas’s ding a ling you CoHo

by JUCRISPY April 21, 2018

shituation

A set of circumstances or state of affairs that one finds themselves in that are very unpleasant.

When I woke up after the Cleveland Steamer, I found myself in quite a shituation.

by wcgman69 April 13, 2020

shituation

A shitty situation.

Well...we've got a bit of a shituation then, haven't we?

by so bored, so I define things April 27, 2022

SHITUATION

When you find yourself in a emergency situation where you have to use the bathroom immediately, often times not completely making it to the toilet.

I at some bad sushi last night before we went to the club, damn near had a shituation but luckily a stall opened up.

by LE Kapp August 11, 2018