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The act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. Even better when done at work, on the clock. Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"
Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!" Bill: "How do you feel" Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!! |
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