9 definitions by PseudoNympho666

Retarded Cursor

When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.

Retarded Cursor

Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Theyster

A Theyster is a non-binary friend who uses the they/them pronouns. Instead of using brother or sister, the word is fused into THEYster.

My non-binary friend Pat is a good Theyster. They always help me out when I need a hand!

by PseudoNympho666 September 2, 2023

Stank Dick

To fuck a chick and have your dick smell like pussy afterwards

Mike Beaver-Aye son where you at?
Bender Over- Im at cathys house now. Im bout to get that stank dick. Ill hit ya up later

by PseudoNympho666 January 6, 2015

Educated Fool

An educated fool is a person that is filled with book knowledge but is lacking in "common sense"

Mike Latoris-Yo do you see Dick Gozinya over there? Hes trying to teach that dog how to memorized the Periodic Table

Phil McCavity-Boy! Dick sure is a dumbass, an educated fool no doubt...

by PseudoNympho666 September 27, 2010

Shitting The Cycle

The act of taking 4 good sized shits in a single 24 hour period. Usually from the result of eating taco bell for the past week, a lot of exercise, or from being a bodybuilder.

Andy-Yo bro did you just take another shit in my toilet. Not cool!!
Joey- Yeah sorry bro, one more and ill be shitting the cycle.
Andy- Whatever bro, just past the blunt.

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.

I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress

by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018

Hindsight Bragging

Hindsight bragging occurs when a person achieves success in some form. During the process ,before the success, the person internally was unsure and lacking confidence yet still succeeded. After the success the person that tells everyone with a confident air that they knew all along that they were gonna succeed.

Mark- Yo i heard you passed your dui with a b.a.c. of 2.5.

Joey-Yep, right when i got pulled over i knew i had the cop beat

-Hindsight bragging-

by PseudoNympho666 September 14, 2011