by Paul Gunn November 04, 2004

Used in EMS and ER settings. Things are rolling along smoothly until a certain person arrives, then all the weird calls start or we get extremely busy. That person is the Shit Magnet. Most Shit Magnets already are aware of their condition to attract
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.
by RSQYOU May 23, 2012

Someone who for some inextricable reason attracts unpredictable and interesting events. Someone who finds trouble and likes it.
by Titta 694u August 28, 2009

by D. Gould January 03, 2007

by the shitter June 26, 2007

A person who find the craziest stupid shit around the internet and posts it in chat rooms or social websites.
That douche is a internet shit magnet. He's always posting smut!
That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.
That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.
by Dick Mc. March 08, 2011

People who attract the worst. In a call centre this would imply people who get the worst calls and yet resolve them. All of us have seen people like these at call centres, soon as they are back from a holiday, the calls start getting bad.
by forgive1 December 20, 2021
