Def 1. When you find yourself in a bad predicament.

Def 2. When you get hit in the face by a big bag of shit.

Def 3. When your so shitfaced, you shit yourself
Sentence 1: (Nick): We have our biochem test tuesday.
(Dave): Shit bagged.

Sentence 2: That nig shit bagged me.

Sentence 3: I drank too much last night, I even shit bagged my pants.
by Shit bagged March 28, 2010
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a useless fuck. Normally a co-worker who does not pull their weight nearly enough. They tend to drove in packs in the military, ie: navy
There are alot of shit bags in the navy.
by papoose24 December 21, 2009
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An individual who smells like hot garbage, bathes in his or her own urine & lives under a freeway overpass; A subject who is usually addicted to one or more drugs. A derogitory comment usually aimed @ transients, crackheads, or asshole buddies.
Thanks for drinking the last beer, you shit bag.
by SUX2BU October 16, 2003
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As the name suggests, a 'shit bag' is simply a bag filled with shit. Alternatively, Wikipedia states that a 'shit bag' is a colostomy bag, but each to their own.
"Shit bags are air and water tight and allow the wearer to lead an active, normal lifestyle that can include all forms of sports and recreation." - Wikipedia on the shit bag.
by Criminal Activist October 25, 2007
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A shit bag is a bag full of poop usaly used to hold dog after is doen pooping
Why do you have a shit bag in your hand
by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016
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: a phrase pertaining to a group of individuals with an inflated view of self worth. Usually found driving an expensive two-door with either a cell-phone or bluetooth earpiece to thier ear going way too slow in the fast lane. They can also be found without a cell-phone or bluetooth going about 90mph (anywhere) and honking at your grandma if she get in his way.
"hey, put the fucking phone down and push the little pedal on the right you fucking Shit Bag"!
by strongdynamics January 26, 2008
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useless people who don't work
A shit bag is a person like bill clinton and somelians and people who don't work for a living. Get off your fuckin asses and stop taking our fucking tax money. we bust our butts to give useless people our tax money. It needs to end and to end it is get up and find a job.
by enemies March 3, 2005
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