When you shit on your balls, and then tea bag someone.
Mark passed out so I decided to give him a shit bag
by D_sanchez51 July 5, 2010
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A bag full of the shits, usually put on a porch and set on fire before ringing the bell and running away.
I put a shit bag on my neighabor's porch.
by HDR February 5, 2004
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A bag full of shit that maranates in the sun for hours and hours waiting for someone to throw it at another stupid human being.
"Hey dude lets get the shit bag and throw it at mr simmons!" "Fuck yes man!"
by Stoner from Hell March 13, 2005
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A shit talker, douche bag, rat fuck soldier in the Army National Guard. Who thinks he is the most high speed troop in the whole theater of operation. Just because he plays call of duty 4 and reads every military storybook amazon has available. Some one who fakes in order to get a purple heart, CAB ( combat action badge ), Bronze star or army comendation medal.
Did gunner realy earn that CAB? No bro he cut holes in his canopy cover, he was never shot at what a shit bag!

Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!
by The Prospect May 4, 2008
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Unsuspectingly dipping your balls in a over filled shitty water toilet bowl when in a rush to sit down to relieve yourself
phil ran to a non working bathroom with no lights and sat down to take a shit. When he sat down he realized that he had just gotten shit bagged
by nixon4s August 6, 2013
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A bag full of shit

Someone who is a complete gary martin or david reid, possibly both rolled into one...
Gary and david pretending to be tough when they are actually fucking each other constantly with a 10" purple dildo since they dont have penis' between them
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Look at the shit bags on that crusty hippy. That bitch should get a bra!
by Withy August 11, 2010
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