After a large deuce is dropped and flushed, a remaining submerged turd that is left sticking up towards your ass.
by sciflyer.25 August 29, 2014
Cocktail - variant of the Bloody Mary.
A large measure of 60% proof white Jamaican rum in a dirty glass, overfilled with tinned chopped tomatoes such that the juice runs down the outside of the glass onto the table. Stirred with index finger, spilling more of the contents.
Taste and immediately regret. Place on table and forget about for several minutes, then accidentally spill down the wall. Leave on wall for 3-5 years.
A large measure of 60% proof white Jamaican rum in a dirty glass, overfilled with tinned chopped tomatoes such that the juice runs down the outside of the glass onto the table. Stirred with index finger, spilling more of the contents.
Taste and immediately regret. Place on table and forget about for several minutes, then accidentally spill down the wall. Leave on wall for 3-5 years.
by Mr. Cardboard November 07, 2011
The point of intoxication where ones state of mind makes them believe that they are actually in the movie pirates of the caribbean
dude i was so shipwrecked last night when someone said wheres the rum, i actually thought i was in pirates of the caribbean
by i cant think of a name February 20, 2009
The act of shooting someone in the buttcheek (though possibly most other body parts) and raping that person through the bullet hole. Different caliber guns play a huge role in the variation of this act.
by urban1111111 October 19, 2009
"Dude!"... "Dude?" "Dude I'm totally shipwrecked in here, man....Can you slide some napkins under the door or something?"
by Brett H. Again March 25, 2009
1. when a person tries to go on you or jone you and it's not a good one so then you say "SHIPWRECK"
2. a good jone
2. a good jone
EX. 1. someone says a jone
Boy: haha you just got fried like fried chicken
*awkward silence*
Boy 2: SHIPWRECK
EX.2.
Boy: i cant believe that she joned me
Boy 2: aw no! she shipwrecked you!
Boy: yeah man.
Boy 2: How Bad?
Boy: like titanic.
Boy: haha you just got fried like fried chicken
*awkward silence*
Boy 2: SHIPWRECK
EX.2.
Boy: i cant believe that she joned me
Boy 2: aw no! she shipwrecked you!
Boy: yeah man.
Boy 2: How Bad?
Boy: like titanic.
by raygreenlove January 07, 2012
"dude did you see James after the party?!"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"
by Eishatheasian March 25, 2014