3 definitions by Smoothie

Jizz Swiller

A person who, by nature of their craving for cock juice, will seek out poles to suck. They may even interrupt a nut in progress to capture the jizz for themselves.

I thought Noland was going to work out, by he turned out to be a fucking jizz swiller.

by Smoothie March 14, 2003

Shifty

A supernatural owning force/tool used to teach less 1337 a lesson in 1337ing. Requires batteries.

If you don't stop moaning young one, I shall use a Shifty on you.

by Smoothie July 22, 2004

manitee

Ugly, but friendly large woman who shoves anything in sight down her mouth and in her box. Flapjack or stretched pillow titties are a must.

I can't believe James hooked up with that manitee.

by Smoothie April 15, 2005