shicked 

A cross between being shit and fucked.

Person A: "I got shicked today."
Person B: "You're shit but still managed to get fucked? How did you get away with that?"

shicked by Rammi May 2, 2011

Shicked 

shicked is a term used to describe when you are so shocked that you soil oneself.

i cant belive you're really a man, i am quite shicked!

Shicked by Marvie October 28, 2005

Shicked 

<interjection> Chiefly Anglo-Scottish Slang;
Used to express a sexual attraction to another person.

--> The term is abnormal; There is no definite rule to using the word. Although, being an interjection, a rule of thumb would be to use it in the same way as "Wow." It is kind of the same as saying, "Hey, I want to shag you!" only in a single word.
As with most slang, the only way you can use it is how you feel it should be used...

ALLY: "Hey Stu!"
STU: "SHICKED!"
ALLY: "LOLZZZ!!"

... Did that make it any clearer?

Shicked by Stuart Fletcher May 10, 2005

Shicked 

To be promised something only to get proverbially fucked in the ass.

I gave him my last fifty bucks and he promised to pay me back with interest only to get shicked and got nothing.

Shicked by PrimmBolt August 26, 2019

Shicked 

When someone is so shocked that they shit a brick

‘Omg did u see that Marissa was having a baby with her brother??!’
‘Omg yh i was shicked when i saw it!!’

Shicked by Thegoodchristian June 11, 2020

Shicked 

A phrase to substitute for having the shit kicked out of oneself or another.

"He totally shicked me."

"If you end up fighting him, you'll get shicked."

"I'm going to make sure he's thoroughly shicked if he keeps that up."

Shicked by Senojim May 16, 2010

Grocery-Sticked 

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.

Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”

Grocery-Sticked by But Sects December 11, 2019