Shia LaBeoufing

Panicing while repeating the word "No".

Man 1: No, no, no, no, no, no!

Man 2: Why are you Shia LaBeoufing?

Man 1: My girlfriend's pregnant!

Man 2: Oh shit...

by @00freshman November 8, 2011

Shia LaBeoufing

Used when you or someone unintentionally stalks a person or persons, of any gender or race. Usually done when a person or persons exhibit great skill in completion of a task or ware. Most commonly A one time occurrence.

Luke: Yo man! Did you see that guy shovel that snow in that big-ass tractor!?
John: Yeah man! I was totally Shia LaBeoufing him!

by sonic3ze December 7, 2014

Shia Labeouf

A hermit cannibal.

Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

by ministryofpogchamp November 4, 2021

Shia Labeouf

When a man defecates into a woman's mouth and then stirs it around with his erect penis.

"Dude, this chic I was with last night was a total freak! She let me give her a Shia Labeouf!"

by T-Mo aka Poopman December 30, 2009

Shia Labeouf

An individual who fornicates with robots.

Joe- " hey, did dave just walk into the bathroom with the new edition of popular robotics and a bottle of lotion?
Tom- " yeah, didn't you hear? he's a big time shia Labeouf.

by FomeDe September 1, 2009

Shia Labeouf

The latest actor Hollywood is raping up the ass. Appears in every other movie this side of Vancouver, particularly as pointless side characters as in 'I-Robot' and 'Indiana Jones'. If this guy is even considered for a second to appear in the next Batman movie, I'll send Warner Brother's my own shit in the mail

Guy 1: Man, how many movies is Shia Labeouf actually in?

Guy 2: At this exact moment, 12. He plays The Joker's pointless friend in The Dark Knight, Benjamin Button's pointless friend in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Jamal's pointless friend in Slumdog Millionaire

Guy 1: Man he's so versatile

Guy 2: I know, his pallete also includes Will Smith's pointless friend in I-Robot and Harrison Ford's pointless sidekick in Indiana Jones

by Azz2801 February 23, 2009

Shia Labeouf

A hollywood star that has changed quite a bit over the years, mainly due to the intake of... Cocaine.

"I rock it like a novice but I rock it like a rocket doe." - Shia Labeouf

by your basic needs September 4, 2015