A Shane is a person who tries his hardest to insult people to make himself seem better. Despite the fact that he has an extreamly small penis he tries to cover it up by telling made-up stories about boys and girls he has had sex with, however we all know that no girl would ever touch him. A shane is also a person who is intrested in other males or fat girls, particularly underaged children
My ex boyfriend was such a Shane, I need to date black guys from now on.
by thisisthetruth22 November 23, 2013
Shane is a person who thinks the world of himself and always compares himself to others. He is obsessed with his "large" penis and constantly compares it to his friends. Shane is cheap because he spends all of his money on pot. Shane also believes pot is the cure to the worlds problems and will eventually bring world peace. He is always right even when he is wrong and has many characteristics of a sociopath, including a lack of conscience. His political views are one sided. Shane has an extended vocabulary, but doesn't apply the terms correctly. Hoes before bros is his motto. Last, but not least, he is extremely "fit" and and more "intelligent" than anyone around him.
I can't believe how much of a "Shane" that guy is.
by Douche Finder September 28, 2010