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36.
The sexual act between inbred father and sons

Type of bullfrog

Police informant reference
Person 1. What did u do last night
Person 2. Dad and I had a shane

What is that animal ?
It's a Shane frog

Don't say too much he will Shane you
by Instyle August 16, 2012
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37.
A shane is a majestic, oftentimes handsome creature that dwells primarily in the continental US but has been known to inhabit the middle east. However, recent research indicates that they are close to extinction overseas. They communicate using fragmented Cantonese and sarcasm and are characterized by their wisdom that reaches only just below the level of a little Asian girl.

Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.

However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.
syddaleigh: (to innocent bystander) "This shane outsmarted me, but only because its demeanor makes me nervous"
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."
by helovesmeeee July 17, 2009
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38.
A man with a very small penis.Often refers to it as a one-inch warrior or one-inch wonder.Often referred to as shanus or faggot.
Omg look at dat Shane !!!
by wellladd January 21, 2014
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39.
a strange boy that acts straight but actually likes massive black cock in the mouth and all in his anus.
Girl: whos that boy with a penis in his ass?

Boy: oh thats a shane!
by ReAlNiGgA132243354 December 07, 2013
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40.
A Shane is a person who tries his hardest to insult people to make himself seem better. Despite the fact that he has an extreamly small penis he tries to cover it up by telling made-up stories about boys and girls he has had sex with, however we all know that no girl would ever touch him. A shane is also a person who is intrested in other males or fat girls, particularly underaged children
My ex boyfriend was such a Shane, I need to date black guys from now on.
by thisisthetruth22 November 23, 2013
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41.
A Northwestern Canadian term referring to the act of defecation, inexorably linked to the fact that approximately 84.3% of the population named Shane are, in fact, shitty people.
Hey man, I'm really sorry about this, but I really gotta drop a Shane.
by lorazipan April 17, 2013
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42.
Shane is a dickhead Player That need's To get over himself Because he is going no where in life. He is a loser most hated guy ever. No girl would want him, He really needs to get a life.
Shane is the meanest person alive, Thank god no One likes him, That's Why he is called the loser in our school.
Shane is a low life.
by anna pursell October 03, 2011
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