Shane is a dickhead Player That need's To get over himself Because he is going no where in life. He is a loser most hated guy ever. No girl would want him, He really needs to get a life.
Shane is the meanest person alive, Thank god no One likes him, That's Why he is called the loser in our school.
Shane is a low life.
A very weird and confuzzling person who assumes it is a monday when it is infact a friday
Shane: Feels like a Monday
Don: WTF are you saying. get out of this classroom!
A shane is a majestic, oftentimes handsome creature that dwells primarily in the continental US but has been known to inhabit the middle east. However, recent research indicates that they are close to extinction overseas. They communicate using fragmented Cantonese and sarcasm and are characterized by their wisdom that reaches only just below the level of a little Asian girl.
Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.
However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.
syddaleigh: (to innocent bystander) "This shane outsmarted me, but only because its demeanor makes me nervous"
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."
Stands for Suck his ass n' eat shit
Fancy a Shanes big boy....
Shane is a person who thinks the world of himself and always compares himself to others. He is obsessed with his "large" penis and constantly compares it to his friends. Shane is cheap because he spends all of his money on pot. Shane also believes pot is the cure to the worlds problems and will eventually bring world peace. He is always right even when he is wrong and has many characteristics of a sociopath, including a lack of conscience. His political views are one sided. Shane has an extended vocabulary, but doesn't apply the terms correctly. Hoes before bros is his motto. Last, but not least, he is extremely "fit" and and more "intelligent" than anyone around him.
I can't believe how much of a "Shane" that guy is.
Shane stands for a boy who has a small dick and is a greasy monkey who never actually works on cars, just says he is going to. Shane is a small boy who likes to tattoo himself and laughs like a hyena.he may one day grow up but till he does he just watches cartoons and looks at car pictures and loves to watch porn.
Ryan: Shane how's it hanging?
Shane: shriveled and to the left.
You fuck fuck guy!
a small as peice of shit left on the bottom of a old lady balls after she is done sniffing also known as smelling or dropping a hansen
oh my god there is a hansen on her.dude thats such a shane.