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36.
A very weird and confuzzling person who assumes it is a monday when it is infact a friday
Shane: Feels like a Monday

Don: WTF are you saying. get out of this classroom!
by projectoverview April 09, 2010
 
37.
A shane is a majestic, oftentimes handsome creature that dwells primarily in the continental US but has been known to inhabit the middle east. However, recent research indicates that they are close to extinction overseas. They communicate using fragmented Cantonese and sarcasm and are characterized by their wisdom that reaches only just below the level of a little Asian girl.

Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.

However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.
syddaleigh: (to innocent bystander) "This shane outsmarted me, but only because its demeanor makes me nervous"
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."
by helovesmeeee July 17, 2009
 
38.
To trip and/or shoot someone to give yourself a better chance to get away from a herd or horde of zombies.
During a run for supplies, Joe shaned John by shooting him in the leg. John was then overrun by zombies which allowed for Joe to get away without injury.
by EpilepticZ0mbie March 01, 2013
 
39.
A man, excuse me boy, who doesn't know what he wants in life. Someone who is a whore and doesn't know what love really means. Someone who is a mamma's boy and cries to her every time something bad happens or if he doesn't get his way. A boy who thinks they know everything but says differently, when in reality knows no more than the average person.
That kid is a total Shane!
by assasinscreed99 February 17, 2013
 
40.
A Northwestern Canadian term referring to the act of defecation, inexorably linked to the fact that approximately 84.3% of the population named Shane are, in fact, shitty people.
Hey man, I'm really sorry about this, but I really gotta drop a Shane.
by lorazipan April 17, 2013
 
41.
The sexual act between inbred father and sons

Type of bullfrog

Police informant reference
Person 1. What did u do last night
Person 2. Dad and I had a shane

What is that animal ?
It's a Shane frog

Don't say too much he will Shane you
by Instyle August 16, 2012
 
42.
Shane is a dickhead Player That need's To get over himself Because he is going no where in life. He is a loser most hated guy ever. No girl would want him, He really needs to get a life.
Shane is the meanest person alive, Thank god no One likes him, That's Why he is called the loser in our school.
Shane is a low life.
by anna pursell October 03, 2011