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Shane is a person who thinks the world of himself and always compares himself to others. He is obsessed with his "large" penis and constantly compares it to his friends. Shane is cheap because he spends all of his money on pot. Shane also believes pot is the cure to the worlds problems and will eventually bring world peace. He is always right even when he is wrong and has many characteristics of a sociopath, including a lack of conscience. His political views are one sided. Shane has an extended vocabulary, but doesn't apply the terms correctly. Hoes before bros is his motto. Last, but not least, he is extremely "fit" and and more "intelligent" than anyone around him.
I can't believe how much of a "Shane" that guy is.
by Douche Finder September 28, 2010
 
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Shane is a character on The L Word who 'Loves 'em and leaves 'em'.
'#1: You haven't pulled a Shane have you?
#2: Yeah.'

'#1: You better not go all Shane on me!
#2: Don't worry I won't.'
by Rebecca Manning March 30, 2008
 
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Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
Lauren: Dude, that stupid shane kid just knocked down a mailbox.
Madison: I know, I love him.
by NiggerLegs0925 April 19, 2009
 
53.
a person that thinks he is so awesome, so full of him self that one day he will actually implode from all the bullshit stored inside him
you think your so great, your name must be shane
by ihateshane January 20, 2009
 
54.
One who fiddles with dicks.
Guy 1: "Holy dumbfuck!! Did you see that Shane?!"
Guy 2 : "Yeah! I hear he fiddles with dicks!"
Guy 1: "Oh boy!!! 8=D~~~~"
by finestcowshit69 April 07, 2010
 
55.
a person that is overly obsessive for achievements and has to have more gamerscore than everyone he knows
That kid with 100,000 gamerscore is a shane
by darksniper55 May 14, 2009
 
56.
Definition for a huge faggot, takes part in circle jerks, and other gay activities
You are as gay as shane is.
by Lollipopololol July 11, 2010