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29.
Shane's are typically seemingly sweet men who will trick you into falling for them, but they eventually break your heart and ruins your life. Shane's also have smallish members and are notorious shower-dodgers
by KatKat130 January 30, 2014
 
30.
1 cm piner ,fat shit eats all day and more bad things
Shane
by Dake6969 January 03, 2014
 
31.
To trip and/or shoot someone to give yourself a better chance to get away from a herd or horde of zombies.
During a run for supplies, Joe shaned John by shooting him in the leg. John was then overrun by zombies which allowed for Joe to get away without injury.
by EpilepticZ0mbie March 01, 2013
 
32.
This guy will never give up on the girl he loves, even if you lose contact with him be it for a few day a few weeks or a few months don't give up on your relationship/friendship because he wont. and a bonus he's intelligent, fit and great in the sac
Social Network Chat
Girl: hay long time no chat..
Shane: hay yeah i know been too long
Girl:yeah must be like 2 months right.?
Shane:39 days. i missed you everyday.
by the girl you always loved July 14, 2011
 
33.
A very weird and confuzzling person who assumes it is a monday when it is infact a friday
Shane: Feels like a Monday

Don: WTF are you saying. get out of this classroom!
by projectoverview April 09, 2010
 
34.
A shane is a majestic, oftentimes handsome creature that dwells primarily in the continental US but has been known to inhabit the middle east. However, recent research indicates that they are close to extinction overseas. They communicate using fragmented Cantonese and sarcasm and are characterized by their wisdom that reaches only just below the level of a little Asian girl.

Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.

However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.
syddaleigh: (to innocent bystander) "This shane outsmarted me, but only because its demeanor makes me nervous"
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."
by helovesmeeee July 17, 2009
 
35.
A man with a very small penis.Often refers to it as a one-inch warrior or one-inch wonder.Often referred to as shanus or faggot.
Omg look at dat Shane !!!
by wellladd January 21, 2014