A guy who can't get hard
I couldn't keep it up lastnight, I fell like such a shane
by Ballislifeidgt May 14, 2015
An individuals pubic hair
I have just shaved my Shane off today I am now baby smooth
by Pnameruiner March 01, 2014
This guy will never give up on the girl he loves, even if you lose contact with him be it for a few day a few weeks or a few months don't give up on your relationship/friendship because he wont. and a bonus he's intelligent, fit and great in the sac
Social Network Chat
Girl: hay long time no chat..
Shane: hay yeah i know been too long
Girl:yeah must be like 2 months right.?
Shane:39 days. i missed you everyday.
by the girl you always loved July 14, 2011
Absolute ugly cunt with a head like a retarded frog. He has the smallest penis known to man and can not fuck bitches if he paid them.
What an ugly fuck. Must be a shane
by Dyldo89 February 22, 2015
This sassy little biatch will monkey crawl into your world like it comes more natural than walking. He makes Beyonce look like a squashed fly on your car bonnet. If you talk about Mclay to him he'll accuse you of having weed in the house but it's Okay because he's just a little sassy 12 year old.
"OMG is that a sassy, weed accusing monkey?!"
"No, it's just Shane"
by Nignogyup August 11, 2014
A shane is a majestic, oftentimes handsome creature that dwells primarily in the continental US but has been known to inhabit the middle east. However, recent research indicates that they are close to extinction overseas. They communicate using fragmented Cantonese and sarcasm and are characterized by their wisdom that reaches only just below the level of a little Asian girl.

Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.

However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.
syddaleigh: (to innocent bystander) "This shane outsmarted me, but only because its demeanor makes me nervous"
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."
by helovesmeeee July 17, 2009
I naughty little hobbit like creature that walks around slightly bent over and hobbles like a duck. He dwells in dark area's on the hunt for meat.

This creature is dangerous and should be avoided or he may take your jewels.
Watch out! I see Shane!!
by rubrub June 28, 2010

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