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a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.
Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.
Smuffin by silentcrys April 15, 2020

Shmuffin 

The famed breakfast sandwich from Sheetz, a gas station/convenience store chain prominent in Western Pennsylvania.

The "Shmuffin" consists of a breakfast meat, egg, and cheese on an English Muffin.

Derivative from "Sh"eetz and English "Muffin."
"I'm going to Sheetz to buy a Shmuffin and a cup of Coffee."
Shmuffin by Pookie the Destroyer February 18, 2009

spazmuffin 

1.A person or thing that is completely and totally insane.

2.An awesome and totally cool muffin.
That kid just bit his dog, what a spazmuffin!!

Dude 1:That muffin is chocolate!
Dude 2:Now that's a spazmuffin!
spazmuffin by Kurt the pimp May 4, 2005
the feeling when ridiculously happy and in love also called smitten
Brian you make me feel so smuffin
smuffin by Aubrianna January 15, 2008
an incredibly sexy person
a person u want to have intecourse with
Eva Longoria is a sexmuffin, Id do her!
sexmuffin by brown guy January 12, 2008
A muffin with smud as frosting, that you feed to your one night stand.
Good morning! Care for a smuffin?
smuffin by smudder November 22, 2010