sea pickle

When one takes a dump in a ocean or lake.

Marty was swimming in the ocean after eating lunch at Taco Bell and decided to pull his trunks down to let out a sea pickle.

by Dan Band April 7, 2006

A human turd floating freely in any body of water. More specifically, the ocean.

While catching some waves, I made contact with a sea pickle

by Nick T. April 5, 2006

It's late in your summer house and everyone is getting ready i.e. the bathrooms are full so you run out to the ocean to take a sea pickle.

Sea Pickle

A turd that is left in the toilet when some ignoramous doesn't flush.

I walked into the john to be greeted by someone's sea pickle in the bowl!

by Larryfun August 11, 2005

A word that is slang in certain circumstances for a sailor's penis

I think sailors are so sexy I just love to play with their sea pickles

by John46778 June 17, 2020

Charlie: Hurry up dude, we are going to be late for happy hour

Jamie: Dude, give me a minute I am launching a sea pickle

by William Brennan December 20, 2006

This is a very wet pickle that you sometimes shove up your asshole and scream for mercy while the pickle gropes your sac and squeezes.

Omg... you should try this sea pickle it really goes in my butt.

by Weird butt July 14, 2020