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Originating in Ft. Lauderdale this term has spread as far north as Chicago. It means:

A. a hemorrhoid
B. a big pain in the buttocks.
C. An uneducated, alcoholic or drug addict apt to commit felony crimes.
My sphincter sure hurts today. My "scott" is killing me!
by Ride Bolly Ride XXXx February 18, 2011
usually an over-obsessive person
Scott was so obsessed.
by hhhiiiiii12234853 April 06, 2010
The act of vomiting on your best friend's significant other, usually while extremely intoxicated.
"Dude, I so Scott-ed the other night! It's a good thing my BFF's wife is so awesome or she would never invite me over for Mostacolli and Moonshine again! Oh, and the lack of chewing made clean up easy!"
by burpmasterL February 04, 2010
Scott (noun) : an insult, a super bitch; the equivalent to calling someone a "Triple Bitch Squared", a bitch in the utmost extreme.
My little brother is being such a fucking Scott. His girlfriend wants to fuck him, but all he knows how to do is cuddle & cry himself to sleep every time he gets a boner. What a Scott
by TweezyFBaby...DunkHim October 16, 2011
The biggest douche in the whole world. A huge pervert and attempted rapist. He has a tiny dick and is usually self centered and forceful. Never date him. He's not worth it, and neither is the fucking shit he dishes out.
Mary: Hey do you see that kid over there? The blond one?
Jude: Yeah. That's Scott. don't let him fool you. Beth said she went out with him and he tried to rape her in his basement.
Mary: Gross!!! I'm staying away from that dick!
Jude: Dick? I bet he hasn't even got one! XD
by DragonLover96 October 12, 2011
A Scottish bitch who is gay and has no tape at all. Also he plays with himself every night
You are such a scott man.
by cutie zoe September 12, 2011
Asian-denying, extremely racist, high speed, funny man, who hangs out with Jean-type people. One who gets highly offended when perceived as not funny...non-funniness due to jokes coming from popsicle sticks. Doesn't like "mean-mugs" and fast food very often. Except for Sonic's "badass gravy".
Dude, that joke was sooooo not funny. What are you, a Scott?

Guy #1: Man, I'm so high speed, I'm such a Scott.

Guy #2: No, you're not. Go back to reading popsicle sticks.

Scott: I don't deny being Asian. I'm not Asian.

Jean: How Keanu Reeves of you, Scotttttt.....
by nicnic2 January 23, 2011