Asian-denying, extremely racist, high speed, funny man, who hangs out with Jean-type people. One who gets highly offended when perceived as not funny...non-funniness due to jokes coming from popsicle sticks. Doesn't like "mean-mugs" and fast food very often. Except for Sonic's "badass gravy".
Dude, that joke was sooooo not funny. What are you, a Scott?
Guy #1: Man, I'm so high speed, I'm such a Scott.
Guy #2: No, you're not. Go back to reading popsicle sticks.
Scott: I don't deny being Asian. I'm not Asian.
Jean: How Keanu Reeves of you, Scotttttt.....