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A Scottish bitch who is gay and has no tape at all. Also he plays with himself every night
You are such a scott man.
by cutie zoe September 12, 2011
A douchebag- A dumbass - Smelly - People talk shit about scott all the time...
scott-Biggest pile you will ever meet
by randallmean April 05, 2011
Asian-denying, extremely racist, high speed, funny man, who hangs out with Jean-type people. One who gets highly offended when perceived as not funny...non-funniness due to jokes coming from popsicle sticks. Doesn't like "mean-mugs" and fast food very often. Except for Sonic's "badass gravy".
Dude, that joke was sooooo not funny. What are you, a Scott?

Guy #1: Man, I'm so high speed, I'm such a Scott.

Guy #2: No, you're not. Go back to reading popsicle sticks.

Scott: I don't deny being Asian. I'm not Asian.

Jean: How Keanu Reeves of you, Scotttttt.....
by nicnic2 January 23, 2011
scott very funny man, who's world revolves around food, sex, food, football.food,gym,food.sex,food,sex,twister. well suited to women of the name karen. But this man should not be trusted around socks,pants towels or lighters WARNING he may steal them.
by small midget December 11, 2010
a small ill tempered little midget who has a larged dicked husband russell. enjoys cum in every hole and often has sex with cows
dude i cannot beleive scott got a job here
by houseguest888 December 14, 2010
An illegal immigrant to the United States or Canada, usually from Asia or Mexico
Dude, I think that's a fucking Scott!
by applesaucepoo December 13, 2010
A young man between the ages of eleven and eighteen who is rascist. He likes to claim to be a member of the KKK and a prophet of the south. Usually white, blonde, and has a slight case of albinish. Likes to chase after Asian chicks he'll never get. However, he also claims he's black. He also enjoys dancing.
Yo, did you see Scott?!

Yeah, that white-ass cracker thinks he's a nigga!
by southwillriseagain October 31, 2010