Originating in Ft. Lauderdale this term has spread as far north as Chicago. It means:

A. a hemorrhoid
B. a big pain in the buttocks.
C. An uneducated, alcoholic or drug addict apt to commit felony crimes.
My sphincter sure hurts today. My "scott" is killing me!
by Ride Bolly Ride XXXx February 18, 2011
Asian-denying, extremely racist, high speed, funny man, who hangs out with Jean-type people. One who gets highly offended when perceived as not funny...non-funniness due to jokes coming from popsicle sticks. Doesn't like "mean-mugs" and fast food very often. Except for Sonic's "badass gravy".
Dude, that joke was sooooo not funny. What are you, a Scott?

Guy #1: Man, I'm so high speed, I'm such a Scott.

Guy #2: No, you're not. Go back to reading popsicle sticks.

Scott: I don't deny being Asian. I'm not Asian.

Jean: How Keanu Reeves of you, Scotttttt.....
by nicnic2 January 23, 2011
scott very funny man, who's world revolves around food, sex, food, football.food,gym,food.sex,food,sex,twister. well suited to women of the name karen. But this man should not be trusted around socks,pants towels or lighters WARNING he may steal them.
by small midget December 11, 2010
An illegal immigrant to the United States or Canada, usually from Asia or Mexico
Dude, I think that's a fucking Scott!
by applesaucepoo December 13, 2010
Scott (noun) : an insult, a super bitch; the equivalent to calling someone a "Triple Bitch Squared", a bitch in the utmost extreme.
My little brother is being such a fucking Scott. His girlfriend wants to fuck him, but all he knows how to do is cuddle & cry himself to sleep every time he gets a boner. What a Scott
by TweezyFBaby...DunkHim October 16, 2011
Not a chance pal.
Scott wants to plug it in her bum!

She say's no way pal.
by Suckitfinkfukker April 11, 2010
a small ill tempered little midget who has a larged dicked husband russell. enjoys cum in every hole and often has sex with cows
dude i cannot beleive scott got a job here
by houseguest888 December 14, 2010
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