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When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
by Douglas Bubbletrousers August 01, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

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The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
by Godzx August 06, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.
by repeaz February 08, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

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1. moving over to make room for a loved one while laying down and they are not there
2. wanting to be held or hold someone
awww SCOOTER SCOOTER SCOOTER
by Rigby December 30, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

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the ultimate form of shitting on someone
Directions:
1.beast someones face
2.take of all articles of clothing
3.loosen your bowels
4.slide your ass crack with perfect timing across the face
5.scoot until finisched
6.and enjoy =)
scooting-i beasted that mutha fucka into the curb n then scooted on his face!
by Big Elly July 13, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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Accelerating in a powerband in a short amount of time. For example driving down the road at 35-40 MPH then getting up to 60-65 within seconds. Usually happens in forced induction vehicles when achieving boost in a steep or laggy powercurve..

YOUTUBE: HPF M3 DADS FIRST REACTIONS
boostscooting
by closed24x7 February 13, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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To finger someone with your tounge
Last night I was scooting her ass.
by Schinkle April 09, 2017
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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