A religion which elevates state ran education institutions to GOD status.

This effectively destroys individuality and one's ability to question authority.

Your very attempts to dissent are orchestrated by and controlled by the state and directed towards their goals.
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Thanks to unquestioning conformists we have been duped into blindly putting all of our faith in science which has allowed all of mankind to become enslaved.

NICE GOIN YOU OPEN MINDED FUCKS!

Thanks to "so called" OPEN MINDS and "FREE THINKERS" blindly putting their faith in science the governments of the world have been able to enslave all mankind.

Thanks alot you fuckin nerds!
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Something that you learn but forget about what the fuck you learned
Him-what is a science
Me-fuck
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A unique type of Religion.

Originally, science was the systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.

However, nowadays, it's filled with mindless follower sheep - just like all religions, however many science sheep are often "hardcore atheists" who look down on other religions, but on the other side of the note, often don't understand science.

I am a proud Agnostic who is open to the concept of religion, but not entirely convinced, before someone thinks I'm some Christian preacher.
Theist: I love God, he's amazing, he helped me with my life.

Science sheep/atheist: hahahah. you're a mindless, religious person who believes in god. Adam and Eve never started the world, you idiot.
An explosion called the Big Bang did!

Theist: Oh, really? What caused that explosion, then, seeing as you're a scientific expert and all?

Science sheep/atheist: Uhm.............. *walks away*
by Whahhhhhhhht? March 29, 2009
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"Science fails to recognise the single most
Potent element of human existence
Letting the reigns go to the unfolding
Is faith, faith, faith, faith
Science has failed our world
Science has failed our mother earth" - Serj Tankian of System Of A Down (Science)
by foam February 1, 2005
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