Schwik 

Schwik means things, and can be put in place of any word that you can't remember at that precise moment in time, just for fun, or in place of a profanity.

Get the Schwik out!
Oh no you schwikn't.
Can you pass me one of the schwiks please.

Schwik by Matt Quim December 19, 2011

Schwicky Schwag 

An anagram for "Liberty Launcher", a weapon in the 2007 First Person shooter Team Fortress 2

"What's a schwicky schwag? what does that even mean?"
"It's the liberty launcher!"

Schwicky Schwag by ferkon December 6, 2020

schwimmer fatigue 

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

schwimmer fatigue by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

schwifty 

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.

I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!

schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016

schwing pop 

music for adults only

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.

schwing pop by kelamist May 27, 2018

schwifty 

Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.

Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!

schwifty by the_rickster August 20, 2015

Schwing and a miss 

When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"

Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*

Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.

Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*

Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.

Schwing and a miss by AJ2478 June 3, 2016