schmanna 

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word

Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!

schmanna by the comand'r June 29, 2022

schumann inn 

The Schumann Inn is a hotel located in Cincinnati, Ohio. This hotel is where a boy can take a girl to the back room and show her a good time. However, you may pick up some diseases while being back there! There are approximately 3 twin beds in the “back room” and some couches in the “front”.

Alex: “hey Sammie, want me to book a room at the Schumann inn for tonight?”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”

Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”

schumann inn by Big al6969 April 30, 2019

schuman shocker 

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!

when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....

schuman shocker by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005

Schuman 

A person who steals from you, and then pretends he/she didn't.

Mick: "fuck! that Schuman just robbed me of 50c!"
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."

Schuman by cqribou February 7, 2008

schurman 

Rhymes with spermin'. Also the last name of the worlds greatest football player known to man. Stands about 5 ft flat. A member of the lollipop guild. Gets every girl you have ever attempted to talk to. Breathes in oxygen yet exhales pure sex.

woman: "did you see that?!"
man: "no babe, wat was it?"
woman: "i think i just got knocked up by a Schurman"

schurman by the big mamba November 22, 2011

nolan schumann 

fucking mexican

Nolan Schumann is a fucking mexican

nolan schumann by 10inchhero September 25, 2017

tiger schulmann's 

Tiger Schulmann's now known as TSMMA (mixed martial arts) is probably the best place you can learn self defense, and learn how to REALLY fight. For the deffinition above me, apparently you heard wrong. Ever notice at fights such as Newbreed Fighters, Golden Gloves, and combat at the capitale, TSMMA ALWAYS wins. And damn if you're wearing a tsmma shirt, you must walk around damn proud. Sure, we might have cheezy commercials, well get over it cause all the things you do in life doesn't add up to someone's life who does TSMMA. And MMA is different from other schools belts, in tae kwan doe or w.e its spelled, they have jr. black belts, and regular black belts, at TSMMa its different ok? Trust me, go onto the site, check out the fighting videos, im in the best shape of my life right now because of it, and im also a great fighter too. If you still think it's stupid, that's your problem, but don't put down one of the best orginizations ive ever seen.

Many friends of mine have gotten into the best shape of their lives doing tiger schulmann's, including me.

tiger schulmann's by D Brown January 14, 2008