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A person who steals from you, and then pretends he/she didn't.
Mick: "fuck! that Schuman just robbed me of 50c!"
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."
by cqribou February 07, 2008
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Annoying stalker type person who is creepy and stupid. creeper stalker idiot
That Randy guy is a real schuman.
by nolongernew September 17, 2016
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