verb - selfishly taking an inappropriately large amount of something offered to you for sharing purposes.
"Dude, he just schrodered half my blueberry muffin!"
by maxthecashier August 20, 2009
Inserting a male's ball sac into your mouth while gurgling.
I totally just got a schroder from my girl last night!
by Uber Schroder October 24, 2010
A person who on a regular basis, drinks heavily, takes some drugs, and fights anyone about anything for no apparent reason.
Greg has turned himself into a real schroeder.
by Tim T. November 23, 2004
A small, disgusting penis. Typically malformed and short but fat.
Dude, when Frank got pantsed, everybody saw he had a schroder!
by mudpiglet October 20, 2006