3 definitions by mudpiglet

dirt mitt

A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:

Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

sweet tats

Meaning literally "sweet tits", but meaning "Good" or "excellent".

I got my paycheck today, it's sweet tats.

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Schroder

A small, disgusting penis. Typically malformed and short but fat.

Dude, when Frank got pantsed, everybody saw he had a schroder!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006