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3 definitions by mudpiglet

 
1.
A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:
Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!
by mudpiglet October 20, 2006
 
2.
Meaning literally "sweet tits", but meaning "Good" or "excellent".
I got my paycheck today, it's sweet tats.
by mudpiglet October 20, 2006
 
3.
A small, disgusting penis. Typically malformed and short but fat.
Dude, when Frank got pantsed, everybody saw he had a schroder!
by mudpiglet October 20, 2006