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Schramley 

A happy family composed of 5 members: Papa Chen (Ruben, dad), Frances (mom), Sam (son of Ruben), Alex and Christy (the twins). Other members include Lance (uncle and actual father of the twins), Naomi (the cool aunt/godmother and twin sister of Lance), and Blake (uncle and godfather). Gabe was the family's crazy dog who was put to sleep after attacking Sam.
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A name change for morally bankrupt Stanleys which heralds that they've slipped down the slippery slope of lifetime scamming (picking up disability by loophole and not by real need and other forked tongue invertebrae behaviours) as well as talking the talk without walking the walk.
Stanley hissed and moaned when the tribe started calling him Scamley after he'd pulled off his social security fraud, moved to Clearlake and pretended to follow the red road under completely false pretenses.
Scamley by diogio rome May 10, 2009
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An amount of food that is too small to pack up for takeaways, but too large to say "of fuck, I'll just eat it." The exact size of a schramek is different for everyone, depending on what they are able to stuff away after declaring that they are full. You can define an amount of food as any number of schrameks.
"Gosh, I don't want to waste this last schramek of pizza, but I'm so full. Joe, will you eat it?"

example of plural schrameks - "There's about 3 schrameks of egg salad here; anyone want some?"
schramek by schrameklover February 9, 2019

Schrammed 

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"
Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)
Schrammed by Chugwhump July 7, 2005

Schrammered 

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.
Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered
Schrammered by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010

Schramper 

what you get called when people think your getting ugly
"Girl your such a schramper,get away from me."
Schramper by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011

Scramlet 

A type of egg preparation that is in between a scrambled egg and an omelet.
I whipped some eggs together and made a scramlet out of it.
Scramlet by bluehills May 11, 2018