The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or
hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real
confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your
mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the
eyes, got real excited and
said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."