schnitzer fritzed

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

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schnilzer

Adam and Chris passed the Schnilzer, until they were both really ripped.

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slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter

shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter

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Schneg; someone that bails on a group of people.

Don't be such a fucking schnegger!
We were all gunna see Inglourious Basterds but he bailed. What a schnegger...

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n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

schnatter by slagitor November 1, 2013

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THE founder of Papa John's world-famous pizza franchise.

Papa John Schnigger got in trouble for saying the "N-word" so we had to boycott using his products.

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A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars

AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs

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