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a family containing the advanced genetic inherit ability to control there own thoughts and senses, this is a rare mutation inherited in the Schnittger family, and although all Schnittgers possess the potential to unlock this ability seldom do they master it. this ability is double sided, often times there own ability will combine with there subconscious and create hallucination's and uncontrollable anxiety or depression, the schnittgers are often confused with having mental disorders such as schizophrenia or manic depression.
Schnittgers can control what they see, hear, smell, taste, and feel emotionally. they essentially live in there own controlled world in which they feel however they want.
by Dr. Ronald k. Schnittger October 18, 2008

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