a party pooper. someone who sucks all the fun out of a situation for no reason. thinks they are very cool and smart, but they just sound bossy and boring. often a simp.
Dude, we've been planning this for months and now you aren't gonna do it because you think we'll be out too late? You're such a schmoo.
by notschmoo July 30, 2020
by malurus April 13, 2005
by Lullabelle May 28, 2003
A small furry creature that resembles a platypus. It is known as the mascot of the Mu Omicron chapter of Alpha Phi Omega. Schmoos have been rumored to have magical powers.
by mo pledge March 10, 2014
by Samatha November 17, 2003
A microscopic elephant that shares a flat with your brain cells. Brain cells aren't actually smart. They copy schmoo's homework, therefore the more schmoo you have; the more smarts you have.
Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.
Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.
Person 1: he got an A+++++++!!! I didn't even know that was possible!
Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo
Person 1: my schmoo speak to me
Person 2: you should get help
Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo
Person 1: my schmoo speak to me
Person 2: you should get help
by The one, the only, veggie-burger! August 25, 2007
Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground
by Mike November 7, 2004