schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

Schminkle 

An adorable female bellybutton.

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.

Schminkle by zugale November 4, 2018

Shminkle 

Lacking its internal structure or deflated. Usually referring to a man's penis when it is not erect or when it cannot be erect, commonly being described as a Shminkle Dinkle

Stacy didn't have a good time last night because I got a shminkle dinkle.

Shminkle by Remmersz September 16, 2007

schmickles 

A happy squeal used by John Lennon on the day he came back form the dead.

I'm off to see our Yoko, schmickles!

schmickles by Chimbles September 1, 2003

Schmingledorf 

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

Schmingledorf by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

schminky 

is an extraterrestrial creature from another planet that now lives in Cardiff.

hey that schminky is a very strange alien.

schminky by Proffesor Absynthia May 17, 2006